WOMAN LAW VIOLATONS???? (with input from the Kid himself)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

(Dont ask me why I chose this pic, I thought it was funny. **She look like Gravy, playing Big in Notorious** Anyhoo, shoutout to my homegirls Tiffany and Fran Fran for dropping this note on Facebook, I thought it was hilarity, but at the same time TRUTHFUL...so here goes)

While talking to Fran.. We were just discussing a lil bit of this a lil bit of that.. And we were both tripping off off certain relationship issues....

Ladies Its 2009, Yall should have gotten this right by now.. There are CERTAIN things that as a WOMAN u MUST do.....

Please feel free to add to this....


(oh, and dont just GIVE HEAD, like ENJOY that shit. You think US MEN are stupid, we TOTALLY know the difference. And any many will tell you, a woman who LOVES giving head, is our best friend.)

#2 If you capable of cooking, Do so for your man

(Yes...Yes...YESSSSSSS!!! LOL.)

#3 If your living in the same house...Keep him happy so he's not at anybody else house..



There is NO reason ur live-in man should be calling me to do these for him.. (WLV)


#4. Remeber when u met him? You wer FLY... Keep it that way.. He was attracted to you because of what he saw and probably a lil bit of what you said... Dont think cause GOT him u dont have to stay lookn fly.

(Dont even get me started on this one. Too many times ive seen the whole "Shit well I got em, fuck it, I aint gotta impress him no more" syndrome go down. And I'm here to say ladies...FUCK THAT SHIT. Flat out, we like to be dazzled and swept off our feet as well. If we falling off in that department you got the right to bitch as well. But dont think just cause we there, it means its time for you to rock sweatpants all day. GTFO with that one yo...carry on ladies)

#5. WORK....If ur man has a good job, that doesnt mean quit yours... Yall are a team
(hahahahaha...thats all I wanted to say)

#6. Lady in the Streets, Freak in the sheets..
(Last thing we want, is it to be in reverse, or to have two of the same. Meaning lady in streets, lady in sheets, freak in streets, freak in sheets...you get what I'm saying? Neither one of those are fun. Oh and we so rather TEACH you new shit, than you to TEACH us...just helping you out here...women think being EXPERIENCED is a good look...sorry to tell you...ITS NOT.)

These are the top 6.. If your not doing these.. Please step out of line and let him be on his way..

**side note** U never know who's waiting on the sidelines to scoop up your man and do what YOUR NOT doing...Please fill free to add to the WLV....

**Vandalyzm's Input**

LOL, now with all of that being said. Leme gone head and put my two cents into it.

Flat out, if you have a man, or if you are working to get one...he shouldnt have to ask you for anything that SHOULD be a given. And vice versa. I just wanted to touch on that situation more because it aint just about sex you dig? Its always someone waiting on you to fail...period. Its about realizing the amazingness that is your partner at ALL times. And knowing that its not a given that they are there with you. So to BOTH sexes, it should NEVER be a situation where your mate is in NEED. And I'm not talking monatary items...that shit is pointless...but yall know what I'm speaking on. Cause again, what you wont do, he/she will without asking. Eff all that 80/20 shit, if your mate is complaining about some shit that you can EASILY clear up ON YOUR OWN, either do it, or I'm sure they will find someone who can.

...on some real G shit. lol (Whadaaap Tony!)

Oh yeah, imma end it all with a joke.

What does a woman do with a black eye?

Huh? Anyone??

...The dishes if she knows whats good for her.


**runs because I know imma catch SHIT for that joke**



U-N-I/ Mick Boogie "Before There Was Love" mixtape (Download)

(shoutout to Thepressplayshow.com)

YEAAAAAAAAAAH! My boys out in Cali, U-N-I just dropped this NEEEW mixtape with the world famous Mick Boogie on the tables. Its called "Before There Was Love", the prelude to their new album A Love Supreme thats dropping REAL SOON. Its got guest apperances by Big Pooh, Fashawn, Black Milk, Curtains, Evidence, Talib Kweli, Donny Goines, and *ahem* one INSANELY handsome ass blogger by the name of Vandalyzm.

Anyhow, here's the tracklisting, and the link to download below:

1. Mick Boogie Intro
2. Cali Soul f/ Shawn Jackson and Hope (prod. by Dibia$e)
3. See LA f/ Damani (prod. by Faahz)
4. Cast' Em Out (prod. by Dibia$e)
5. The Press Play Show Interlude Part 1
6. On Tour f/ Bambu (prod. by Ro Blvd)
7. Think About It f/6th Sense & Vandalyzm (prod. by 6th Sense)
8. Half Off f/ Evidence
9. Run Son f/ El Prez, 310, C-San, & Casey Veggies (prod. by Ro Blvd)
10. Stakes is High (prod. by 6th Sense)
11. The Press Play Show Interlude Part 2
12. Beautiful Day Remix f/ Big Pooh, Evidence, Aloe Blacc, Kes Kaos, Mickey Factz, Fashawn, & Theo (prod. by Dibia$e))
13. Yesterday (prod. by Ski Team)
14. Hey Neighbor (prod. by Ro Blvd)
15. Wildin’ f/ Chen Lo & Tunji (prod. by Ro Blvd)
16. The Press Play Show Interlude Part 3
17. Castle Vee Re-Up f/ Black Milk (prod. by Dibia$e)
18. Arcade Fly Remix f/ Wildabeast, 6th Sense, Buff1, Donny Goines, Fashawn
19. Night Nurse (prod. by Cook Classics)
20. Relax f/ Fashawn (prod. by FredNukes)
21. Return f/Talib Kweli (prod. by Bannon)
22. Mainstream Consumers f/ Free Speech & Bambu (prod. by Ro Blvd)
23. Monster f/ Shawn Jackson (prod. by Jaguar Skills)
24. Vitamin B f/ Curtains (prod. by Bannon)
25. The Press Play Show Interlude Part 4
26. Start My Day f/ H.O.P.E. (prod. by Ro Blvd)
27. Herb f/Co$$ & Bad Lucc (prod. by Ro Blvd)


^^ Click there to download!!!



Now...maybe I'm on coke...but...vol 2

I was first shown this by the boy Ronnie Notch...

And I was in tears laughing at EVERYTHING that was wrong in this video.

Lets see if you can see (and hear) all the violations in this vid...

...yes...flag on the play indeed.


Alone in the crowd...

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Picture and the song speaks volumes...

(please excuse the rambling, I'm just going off the top with this one)

Anyhow, folks in the industry say you should always "put on face" and never give your real self to the masses. I dont feel that is cool. But at the same time I understand them. I feel like you need to have a happy medium. Be real with the folks, but dont give them everything...you'll have nothing left.

So with that being said, I know shits been a lil sparse round these parts as far as updates go. Thats my fault. But thats the beauty of what I do here at the ill...you cant EVER say I dont keep it one with yall.

Anyhow, I dont know if folks can sense the greatness, or whatever that is coming up...clearly its some shit I dont see. But you ever felt like you were just surrounded by complete utter fakeness?

Every other day I'm getting word back to me, that this nigga said this, or this nigga said that. Notes in my honesty box on facebook, telling me to watch out for folks I hang with cause they plotting against me, but they wont say who.

...lets not even get started on the females. My ex, and info she gave me on forum posts keeping tabs on me and chicks I take pics with and who know my relationship status' will keep me FOREVER secretive about who I see or speak to...

End all be all is this, I took this game on like a marrage, till death...

But folks, who are born with morals and honor, will get swallowed whole because the majority of people deal in life like fuck niggas. Some are born fuck niggas, and some convert to being fuck niggas because they gotta survive. And in some instances, I really cant even blame them.

I'm really trying my damness to not become the latter. I dig the fact that I can talk to anyone at anytime, and that folks should feel good enough to just walk up to me and rap with the kid. I dont like when folks make a big deal about me or anything I do, because I'm just doing what I was put on this earth to do. At the end of the day I'm just a grown ass man who breathes oxygen.

Folks have applauded me for being that way, but at the same time I see how it makes me vulnerable for attack from folks. And I dont dig that one bit. I dont know why me being that way, gives people the ideal that I'M A BITCH, or that I'M SOFT.

Well, please know, thats FAR FROM THE FACT.

I wouldnt have made it through my hood, shit let alone through family gatherings being soft like that. I just choose to not show that side of me, but please know it can come, and you can meet that nigga gladly.

I hope I didnt offiend or confuse anyone with this post, I was just being honest and speaking from the heart and mind.

I thank all of my fans, supporters, and real friends for being there for me when others never were. As many times as Ive wanted to give up, I never did cause of yall. That simple.

I wont let you down, just help me out with motivation...cause doing this shit is alot like playing in the grass with a white outfit on. You trying your BEST to not get dirty, but shit...how possible is it REALLY to stay clean.

Yall be peaceful, and God-like


Doubt you've EVER heard the Brady Bunch theme like this...

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Goodnight folks...they just KILLED that shit.

Ive prolley gotten these dudes 100k of the plays they got on this, but I never put it here...so...there


Song I Wish I Wrote: "You Get What You Give"


Real up, the song this feeling gives me...the lyrics...yeah.

The New Radicals...fronted by Gregg Alexander, who wrote and produced all the music from this band...created this masterpiece of my high school age.

Plus he's like the first (sorta) rock cat ive heard go at another artist in song. I thought that shit was only done in hip hop, so when I heard him do it I was like "WHOA!" how he got at cats at the end of the song lol.

But yeah, I present...You Get What You Give by The New Radicals...



**Song of the Moment** Invincible- The Emperor's Clothes (Free download)

(Whaddap Emergencemusic.net?? )

Yo, the homie Invincible(hit up her myspace) hit me up on FB telling me about this new joint she just put on the net. I mean, shes dope, so of course I took a looksee...and of course the kid was floored again.

She kicking a GANG of knowledge on this jawn...so check it out

Here are the lyrics too...yall need to pay attention!

Phase 1: Air strikes all day and all night
Phase 2: Rockets hit the Gaza strip with phosphorus
Phase 3: Ground attack how we gonna counteract?

Boycott Divest and Sanction

Israel– you should be ashamed
Kill and maim 1,000's of civilians in our name
Claim you hitting terrorists but children in your aim
Even murder relief workers blood spilling from they brain
While they tried to drive the ambulance, damn they couldn't stand a chance
Even bomb students, hospitals, mosques, Rafah, and Khan Yunis
Shot em in the back like the cops to Oscar Grant…
And in each case the good ol' united states sponsored that
7 million a day that we pay tax and AIPAC's lobbyists is robbin us
Sometimes it feels like they're ain't no stopping this
BUT now no body can deny it cuz you made it too obvious
Naked truth exposed like the emperor's clothes
The struggles getting hotter and the temperature rose
Since 1948 when you formed the state
Palestinian people still defending their homes
They aint been surrendering, NO

Boycott Divest and Sanction
Cuz they even bombed the United Nations

Look, i'm Israeli, my government's so arrogant
War criminals who call Palestinians terrorists
For resisting extinction and occupation
Comparing this to genocide and reservations of Native Americans
Its a massacre! Kick out they ambassadors!
Divest from their apartheid like South Africa
Boycott em like King to Montgomery buses,
Show them we want peace but only with real justice
They murdering the media and witnesses left
We gonna stop shopping at all the businesses that invest
In building they settlements and gentrifying our corners
Illegal walls over there and the US-Mexico border
Build a worldwide movement til the truth is heard
And supporting the Israelis who refuse to serve
All the C.O.s who AWOL when deployed to Iraqi stations
All the people rallying while the cops are chasing
If we enlisted in the system we got an obligation
We ain't got the patience, time to stop the occupation

Boycott, Divest, and Sanction
Til there's right of return for displaced and reparations



Icy Mike: My President is Black...God & Mr. Cox are too

(again shout out to the boy ICY MIKE for this wonderful blog)

Today has been one of those days that you need every now and then to renew your faith in mankind and yourself. I watched Barack Hussein Obama become our 44th President and in the beginning of watching all of this unfold I shed a tear. I cried because I was thinking of all the hardships that Civil Rights Pioneers had endured in order to see a day like this take place when Love Wins and we as a collective nation said yes we can to change and stop being so indifferent to everything in life.

I was at work today and later on in the evening when I was working alone and a gentleman (whose name is Mr. Cox) came in and was looking for a bow tie and a dress shirt for a black tie affair. (I work in a predominately black mall at tuxedo shop if you didn’t know) He was an older gentleman probably somewhere in his early 70 (he told me he was 73). I told him I was watching the parade in the back on my laptop and told me he was excited about the whole day and he was happy that I was too. So, I asked him point blank, “sir, did you ever think this would happen?” his reply was, “no, I never thought a day like today was possible.”

He said “I grew up in Mississippi and was born in 1936 and moved to Chicago when I was 19” “When I was growing up we couldn’t get a table at a restaurant and when we wanted food from them they would pass the food through a window in the back of the building.” also “There were no public restrooms for us when we went places. If we needed to go to the bathroom we would go on the side of the road or in some woods.”

“One thing my father taught me at a young age was not to let all the words and things people say about you get into your head. He said don’t listen to what others say about you if you are something in God’s eyes then that is all that matters.” “My Father was a very strong man and was of sound character. He also told me that if you have hate in your heart you are only hurting yourself, because that person cannot feel the hate that you are putting on them.”

Another story that he shared with me was deep and really just awe inspiring it went something like this. “I remember one night when I was 9 years old our house got surrounded by the KKK, and they were yelling for my father to come out. My father said the front door is open you can come in but I’m going to take out a bunch of you before you kill me and my family. Dad had a hand pump shotgun on his lap and pistol in his hand down to the side.”

He also shared with me that he served in the Korean War. He was very active in the Civil Rights movement, and now he is involved in street ministry dealing with gangs in Chicago. When this man mentioned God to me it was only in passing, but it was one of those moments when you knew that his actions spoke more to me then T.D. Jakes could ever say in a sermon. It was one of those moments when your cynicism parts and you open your mind and listen with your heart.

Mr. Cox wasn’t really talking about being a follower of God; he was walking in full living action everyday of his life to be living the Gospel. It was incredible. This is man who truly believes that Love Wins, and if you know anything about MLK or Jesus those are two men who truly and whole heartedly believed that Love Wins.

Today was living proof. We have Barack Hussein Obama as our 44th President, and did so, on a platform of change and peace. I am a true believer that Love Wins, I just need to do so in action more so then just speech and print. Mr. Cox summed up how he dealt with racism in a very short and profound statement “Don’t listen to what others say about you. If you are something in God’s eyes then that is all that matters….. If you have hate in your heart you are only hurting yourself, because that person cannot feel the hate that you are putting on them.”

To Mr. Cox I owe a debt of gratitude and I am glad that we were able to share our joy and passion for the day together. Even though I do not understand all that he has been through, his stories and wisdom have touched me in a profound way, to where we both can unite together and pronounce……..LOVE WINS.


Icy Mike.

Jen The Pen interviews G.O.O.D. Music/Def Jam signee Big Sean..

Thursday, January 8, 2009

The homie Jen The Pen asked me to post this up, so of course why would I not?? On this edition of Pen Pals, shes goes in with the boy Big Sean, who is the newest member of the Good Music family. For yall that dont know, thats Kanye West's label

Anyhoo, one thing I do enjoy about dude is that he can rhyme, and he's dumb humble...check it out...and some music of his as well!

Jen The Pen interviews Big Sean from jen the pen on Vimeo

Paranoid remix w/Kanye

Very slick ass freestyle...


**Question of the Day** Hairy Ass Women, yay or nay?

I mean women feel free to answer too...but this is for my guys. Cause I heard some of yall niggas out there like ya women kind of thuggish ruggish. Heavy on the ruggish.

So...hairy women...yay or nay? Feel free to get technical, we talking legs, facial, and pubes as well...

Lets see where yall at.


Get Hip: Finale

Monday, January 5, 2009

^^This guy right here...seriously if you aint hip...wow

Hailing from out of Detroit...home of some of the illest music ever made in history comes Finale. One of the dopest emcees Ive heard rhyme ever.

Real up. Again, just like the Gotta Be Karim post, I'm not saying this shit just cause this is a brother of mines. But GOODNESS. I remember like some odd 3-4 years ago (Yeah bro, its '09, the first time we spoke was THAT long ago) I forgot who hit up WHO first. But we were rapping through comments on myspace, I went to boy's myspace page and was just FLOORED by the music. Homie beat selection, and just how he was rhyming over the tracks. It was like homie didnt take breaths EVER.

And the same goes for the nigga's stage show. If you came to my album release party, you saw him rock out. Man this dude got up there by himself, and did those songs like it was nothing.

Now that sounds all easy right? But if you HEAR HOW HE SPITS...wheeeeew

...honestly I, VANDALYZM, would need a hypeman...flat the fiznuck out.

Anyhow, check this video out...my boy YOUR BRUTHA BRUB put this jawn together. Peep how fast my nigga going over it...and peep the kid in the video getting his Errol Flynn on!! Detroit shit at its finest

Finale | All Day


^^ Click that to download that jawn! (Word to Kenny Fresh, I lost my copy of this, thanks fam)

and peep this video...

him going hard with my homegirl Invincible (WHADDAP HOMAY!!!) another ill ass Detroit emcee. Shit emcee period.


Oh yeah...and if you dont remember...he is on the jawn "Three The.." featuring myself and Wafeek from my album "Megatron Majorz"

Download that song here


The boy's debut album "A Pipe Dream, and A Promise" drops THIS MARCH everywhere IN THE WORLD. My guy is about to do it...so dont be the last to be like "yeah man that dude Finale is that deal" blah blah blah...GET HIP NOW!!!

...and if that aint enough music...you could always go to
http://www.myspace.com/finale and hear more.



Townhall Discussion: Our Sex Life Is Boring, Lets Choke Each Other!!! (Insight from Icy Mikew/added words from the kid himself)

(Word 2 Icymike.blogspot.com)

yeah, thats something i won't get. when i'm usually doing my thing smashing i've never once said to my wife "choke me!!!!!". i just don't know how one gets around to even propositioning there partner with this order. are you watching a porno and you see dude plugging her nose while she is deep throating and she gets raccoon eyes. do you turn to her and say all sexy like "girl i want to cut off your air supply." or does she turn to you and say...."i've been wanting you to choke me for some time." i just wonder at what point does sex become that boring where choking each other spices it up. moving along...

on to the other portion of this ya dig is Autoerotic Asphyxiation, and what might that be you are asking? that is when you like choke yourself while strokin it. Me personally i've been a pro at masturbating since '94 and i have never once thought of choking my self. there have been court cases to see if the dead persons death benefits could be divided up, and if you are wondering YES they can be divided up. turns out that it is not the persons intent to die, but to repeat this act again. here is a link http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1090180323375 that will be more detailed.

here is another link but i am going to share some text with you.....


According to a report to the American Academy of Child Psychiatry, victims are typically ''happy, well-adjusted people'' who are ''found hanging by the neck, often wearing woman's clothing, apparently having died while masturbating.'' In their report, Dr. Stephen Rosenblum and Dr. Myron M. Faber note that ''the risks of sexual asphyxia are not well-known, and it could therefore be viewed as no more pathological than driving a car or motorcycle at high speeds.''

this is coming from doctors mind you and that one scenario is hilarious to me. but me driving my car 120mph on the Dan Ryan Expressway is the exact same thing as some dude choking himself while stroking it. WTF?????? not even close. if i visit redtube.com free of a noose, i have a 100% chance of having a good time and living. if i use a noose i got a 50 50 chance to come out of it alive. i don't like those odds, turns out i will just pass on that fun time.

teens even have choking parties. what the hell happened to just getting high or drinking likka? more linkage http://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm5706a1.htm i just don't get it, i'm glad i missed that train, i'll stick to the tried and true choke free methods.

(Vandalyzm's two cents)
lol @ that above...but honestly ITS THE TRUTH.

**Warning the following has some colorful language. Lets all be mature here**

But my question to you all is this...shit women as a whole...why do you enjoy being demolished in the bedroom? We aint even talking about the choking (which I know some of yall are down with it.) No complaints either, but its like why do you like to get spanked, gagged, hot wax poured on, smacked with dongs, all of this shit that honestly if we did it in public we would get cursed out, stole on, or arrested for?? I mean us as straight men we aint gonna tell you NO, or NOT GONNA DO IT...cause we want you to be pleasured. But what is so endaring about being punished in the bedroom from time to time? And that goes for completely beating it up all crazy and going extra deep in it knowing you hitting her in her kidneys n shit. lol

discuss amongt yourselves. I'm taking a coffee break.



(My theme song for 2009)

^^^ My sentiments exactly.



HAHAHA!! The studio version goes SO FUCKING hard


Marsha Ambrosius (From Floetry) - Yours Truly the Mixtape (Hosted by Don Cannon)

(word to The Smoking Section)

Yeeeep. The Songstress herself Marcia Ambrosius has dropped a mixtape completely produced by the boy Focus. And if you dont know who that is, its Dr Dre's protege'. The boy is a FOOL on the beats.

Peep this jawn "Co Star" from the mixtape...dope ass Rose Royce flip...




My boys Marvwon and Quest McCody go HARD...

I mean, we've seen battles all the time...but these two are FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Me and Marv had one of the illest joning battles over AIM in life lol.

TOO funny


Now...maybe I'm on coke...but...

Watch this video...

And tell me whats COMPLETELY wrong in it. I will give no hints...this is a study in the mental of today's people.



The Weekly Kegel: Thee Story (Prod. Vandalyzm)

Friday, January 2, 2009

Yeaaaah...ya boy, here again with another joint.

I did this shit a while ago, just fucking around with the storytelling. I think it came out real dope.

Oh yeah, and at the end, if you think thats Gotta Be Karim...you are sorely wrong. It is none other than Trackstar The DJ doing a SPOT ON imitation of that guy...I played this for Karim he was like "Nigga when did I record this" no bullshit hahaha!!


^^ Click that link to download that!!

Shit...while I'm at it...

I'm feeling EXTRA generous...blame it on the new year n shit. Here's a previously undownloadable freestyle from the kid (unless you grabbed my sampler mixtape, which isnt up anymore) "The Vandilla"


^^Click that to download that TOO!!



Question of the Day: What would YOU do in this situation??

Word to CNN for the pic and story.

Anyhow, the man above, Jeffrey Adams, was out with his friends snowmobiling on a mountain.

Huge avalanche comes down, wipes them all out. He digs himself out, 8 people come to help him and contact emergency as well. At that time ANOTHER avalanche comes down. He again is close t to the surface, struggles but gets out. Sees nobody around, but one of his friends, helps to free him. They are looking for more folks when they hear one of his friends voices. As he's going towards the voice they hear the snow crack again, its gonna come crashing down. He tells his boy "I'm sorry but we have to go" and him and the other guy run off...

The next avalanche comes down. But luckily it doesnt kill the guy who they heard. They go back to get him after that. They think about grabbing one of the snowmobiles that wasnt damaged by the snow...but they hear another crack and decide to escape.

8 people lost their lives...

Now my question, is kind of a three part question. Number 1, how would YOU have handled that situation differently? Number 2, do you think how he handled the situation with his homeboy that he heard screaming for him was okay? And number 3, if you were the dude screaming for him, but he came back after you could have died AGAIN, once you got over the initial shock of it all...would you be mad at him? Or could you understand his stance?

Lets see what yall think.


Song I Wish I Wrote: "Be With You"

This is a new series of joints I will randomly post...just honestly to get you into my mind state. Cause I think some folks think they got me pegged down...no sir

Starting with this...This song goes SO hard to me...and as a youngin I just remember thinking "Man I wish I made this joint"...yep at 7 years old.

"Be With You" by Mr Big