The Club Scene: I'm Surrounded by Idiots Pt. 1

OH YEAHH!!!

POP BOTTLES...POUR DEM SHITS ON A RANDOM ASS BROAD!!!!

WHY?!

BITCH CAUSE WE IN THE CLUB WIT OUR MINKS ON FOOL! WE IN VIP!!!!!

^^ If that is your mindstate...please die.

Die real hard for me. In the most violent way possible.

Like for seriously, I do promotions, and with my crew and a few of our fellow promotion comrades we have this conversation ALOT.

Folks in the club REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO BE IN A CLUB.

If you came to dress decent, grab a drink, and stand around,

TAKE YOUR DUMB ASS TO A BAR.

Seriously. What the fuck are you doing on the dance floor STANDING.

That is the dumbest shit ive ever saw in my life. Folks come to the club to be seen. WT2 (What the deuce) no bitch you go to get out and dance and have fun and meet folks.

Thats kind of the purpose of it all...TO BE SOCIAL...hence the term SOCIAL CLUBS...shorten that to CLUBS...where your dumb ass is standing right now doing what?
NOT BEING SOCIAL.

Broads, if you came to the club with ya girls, and yall got yall lil skirts on n shit, and you aggy cause dudes are hollering at you STAY YOUR DUMB ASS AT HOME.

CHICK you wore that shit cause you knew it would get attention, now you getting attention and you mad? Look ugly in the club then. No you dont wanna? Then shut the hell up and party, just tell that nigga no, and keep it pushing.

Dudes...aight.

You walk your ass in the club, with a hot ass mink on (gay for one, but a whole 'nother story), you pay over $100 to get a table in VIP for you and ya boys. Yall get bottles, and yall just stand and drink from these bottles in this one small area that you shelled out ALL THIS MONEY FOR.

Dumb ass...you could have went to the local grocery store, copped them same bottles for 60% cheaper, invited your homeboys over, and played dress up with your mothers mink ALL AT HOME.

Like that shit is so stupid. "Ay yall, folks can see us, we in this small ass area of the club and we have bottles of liquor. WE ARE IMPORTANT!!!"

No you are not, you are a dickhead. If you arent having a party IN ANY WAY or celebrating something, THIS IS NEVER OKAY.

Or this...at the last event the crew (SYGU STAND UP) had for Christmas, some broad was talking as I was walking past and I overheard her saying some shit to the tune of

"Man I wish they would stop playing so much old school stuff."

Look here, dumb hoodlum (YEAH I SAID THAT SHIT). You wanna hear "Stanky Leg" and "Buss it wide open" take ya wack ass across the street.

Oh but you wont will you?

Why? Cause this party is FREE. And instead of us playing everything that you can get at ANY club (hence you having two other options within a block from each other), you wanna get in the free club AND dance to the same shit you heard on the radio 20 times before you got there?

GO

PLEASE

DIE

RIGHT

THE

HELL

NOW.

Guys: Aight I know you might have came there with ya boys. And yall kicking it, thats all love and shit. But slow jam comes on, or some dancehall drops on the tables, and you see all these women grinding by themselves, or ON EACH OTHER...

...LEAVE YOUR HOMEBOYS. GO DANCE WITH THEM.

What the hell is the problem, I see this violation more in the streets than anything. Why is standing with your boys looking cool more important than a girl rubbing her fat ass against you? You like manbutt? Is that it?

Cats FLAT OUT DONT SLOW DANCE NO MORE. I'm sorry, if a slow jam come on, I'm grabbing someone, and we rocking out. That simple.

These dudes will will stand with their boys, but let THEIR jam come on, they will dance with each other

looking like these niggas:




"Yall niggas gay." (c) Riley


Chicks: okay, real talk...guys its NEVER okay to grab on women IN ANY WAY unless she wants you to. If she aint ask you, never grab.

But real talk ladies...if you out scantily clad, and a guy comments on any part of your body you have exposed...YOU CAN NOT GET MAD EVER!

If you didnt want them to notice, you wouldnt have it out right? RIIIGHT?!?!

Thats like me getting mad cause folks keep talking about how handsome I am (Cause lord knows they do, lmao jooookes.) If i aint want it guess what I would rock? You got it, A SKI MASK!

You knew your ass looked fat in them jeans, you knew your breast were out, you knew your legs were looking all scrumptious n shit. You wouldnt have put baby oil gel on em if you didnt want em to be seen lol.

So if homie comes to you and he's like "Hey, those are some nice breast" just say thank you and keep it on pushing. He's telling you that you wanted someone to notice, and he did, so good job at bringing attention to your chest.



I'm just a little jaded with the folks now, and what they consider "living the life" and they really arent living at all. Like I'm in spots, and I see that folks LIVE for this moment. The moment, to rock their new outfit from the mall, and stand in one place and be important. They then go home to their lonely lives, and go to work...wash, rinse, repeat.

Its so much out there...the world is so much bigger...please expand your mind.

early...never later.

-Majorz